Darwin

Likes the taste of blood. Gets excited when seeing the red liquid and gets hasty to try it out and see how it tastes. A true adventurer and exotic blood taster.

"I go Darwin when I see that she has her period "
"Damn bro, did you seriously Darwin when you saw her bleed?"
"I faint when I see blood, but he Darwins the moment he sees it"

by fishingtomorrow December 9, 2014

Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.

She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

DERPY DARWIN

Derpy Darwin is a term to define a handsome young Darwin C. He is cute and naughty and wears a hat that looks like the blue jays logo but is a raccoon

DOPE that is Derpy Darwin talking to my Grandma again!

by DERPY DARWIN June 8, 2022

Reverse Darwinism

The process of allowing those who would have naturally selected themselves out of existence the ability to survive through intervention that runs counter to natural selection.

If not for medical professionals, those climate activists who glued their hands to the road would have won the 2023 Darwin Awards. That's reverse Darwinism at work.

by SirKingArthur July 15, 2023

Darwin

Darwin is a girl that is amazing and beautiful. Darwin can be very insecure and shy but when you get to know her she is the sweetest, funniest most caring girl you could find.

1#-DARWIN I LOVE YOU
Darwin-oH chill

by Verygaygirlwholovesagirl June 3, 2018

Darwin Yunus

A lethal finisher on and off the field.

"Darwin Yunus the GOAT"

by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016