by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010
Get the Dirt Curtains mug.Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014
Get the Curtain Climber mug.A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
Get the Curtain tits mug.The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.
Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.
by Martova October 28, 2011
Get the Neck Curtains mug.by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018
Get the Squid Curtains mug.a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.
Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010
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