The cuban bear

A man known as the Cuban bear is a mythical legend. Loves nothing more than a bottle of buckfast and going on a buzz.

Oh fuck the Cuban bear just downed a bottle of vodka and fell in the shower

by The Cuban bear February 22, 2020

Smoking a Cuban

Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.

"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"

"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"

"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"

by Richard Tesh July 16, 2008

Cuban Eyebrow

Placing penis on the temple of a lover and follow by shooting a stream of man milk accross the brow.

"It was so great, Marko gave me a wonderful Cuban Eyebrow last night!"

by JSKeck January 5, 2008

Cuban Omellete

The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.

"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"

"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"

by Sancho12342 November 26, 2011

Cuban Cuddle

A sex position in which sex is performed in a tanning bed and climax is only achieved when both partners are the correct coloration of a native Cuban.

Alex: Hey, let's make an appointment and go do the Cuban Cuddle.
Mary: Ok! I want to look Cuban anyways! I'm calling the tanning salon as we speak!

by jeffdavis April 14, 2011

Dirty Cuban

when you get anal and the man slaps you in the face with the condom covered in shit

When getting a hudini and then you get smacked with a Dirty Cuban.

by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010

cuban sandwich

A sandwich, most popular from Tampa, Florida and farther south, made with ham, salami, proscuittini and swiss cheese which is pressed on a sandwich roll, then dressed with mustard and pickles.

On our vacation to Florida, we ate the best cuban sandwiches.

by Bob Noxious November 28, 2003