crying eagle

When someone is sick and shitting at the same time

Oh no I just went to the toilet and didn't know whether to puke or shit, both came at the same time, both ends like a crying eagle

by seb fontaine November 3, 2013

Scream Crying

An intense, dramatic, and often ridiculous expression of emotion, where loud crying is punctuated by the occasional scream.

Rob: Christ. Desmond locked himself in the bathroom and is scream crying like a fucking idiot.

Desmond: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha haaaa....WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Doppelgangbanger July 3, 2014

Crying Starfish

When having sex in the "missionary position" the person on bottom simply flops down or over, with little or no enthusiasm, throws thier arms and legs open somewhat resembling a starfish then proceeds to cry or appear to be crying durring sex.

Tyrone asked Tequisha after watching a long movie if she wanted to participate in sexual intercourse, she sighed and said "I guess" and proceeded to the bedroom, threw herself on the bed, flopped her arms and legs open resembling a starfish and stayed in that position the entire time.
Every once in a while Tyrone would glance down and see Lequisha seem to be crying with anticipation that the end would be near.
After, Tyrone thought to himself, "wow that was like having sex with a crying starfish".

by Lola Low September 3, 2011

Crying

A woman's most basic, and most juvenile, of all her manipulations.

Kate started crying when she realized that David didn't believe any of her excuses.

by ssuave2010 November 2, 2010

Crying Coach

On a kids sports team, when kids cry, The Crying Coach is the adult who walks the kid off to the side and stands with them until the crying stops.

John felt embarrassed when he fumbled the kickoff but, after a few minutes with The Crying Coach, he felt better and could return to the game.

by dogstar7 May 15, 2009

crying sphincter

having excessive anal penetration to the point where your anus hole releases all witheld liquids into another demention, where it is consumed by the one and only wiener demon.

i heard donner gave big balls ben a crying sphincter last night. the wiener demons gunna feast on that one.

by big balls ben May 15, 2010

crying child blueycapsules

C.C is amazing, he speaks emojis, i love him. /p

have you heard of crying child blueycapsules ?
yeah hes my favorite emoji speaker

by Vincey Toes June 2, 2022