Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.

I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!

by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018

Crusades

I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.

Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts

Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey

by Briz 69 September 7, 2019

Crusader Day

On December 19, everybody has to wear a great helm and attack anyone not wearing a helmet.

Guy: “Dude, it’s almost Crusader Day, get your helmet ready!”
Dude: “Thanks for reminding me about Crusader Day.”

by Lankster_ December 16, 2020

Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.

The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado

by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020

The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024

crusaded

Term used to define the action carried out on a merchandise company by a disgruntled musician.

Malik and Fran crusaded the Hoody people, followed by the union.

by dazmocampleader February 4, 2007