cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

cruncjewlate

Uhh, pie owns skarface? kthnx ;

I'll cruncjewlate j00r arse, jew!

by piexxpie March 18, 2004

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009

cluncle

common-law uncle

Her common-law boyfriend is a cluncle to her nephew.

by deek88 December 15, 2009

Crunkleubby

An all purpose adjective:
1. Someone who is awkward. They have a physical &/or emotional appearance of being crinkly, dry, & fragile yet tubby.
2. Used to describe someone who is horrendously bad in bed.

1. Hagrid (from Harry Potter) is a crunkleubby man.
2. He brought her home, only to find much to his dismay she was crunckkeubby & unsatisfactory in bed.

by Mr. Crunkles April 12, 2011

Crungle

noun

1. A genre of Electronic Dance Music that is made by fusing elements of trap/rap with elements of DnB/Jungle. The name is a portmanteau of 'Crunk' and 'Jungle'. Crunglists are known for their penchant for tracks that are too heavy for trap nights and too "not proper Drum n Bass" for DnB parties.

2. The name of the next Doctor Werewolf EP, coming soon.

Man that Doctor Werewolf mofo plays some crazy crungle.

by Yellofeva July 17, 2014

crunkle

Your uncle who buys you alcohol when you're under 21 and drunkenly hits on girls at your underage parties. Your uncle you get "crunk" with...

Hey man, is it cool if my crunkle comes over tonight? He may be old and creepy but he has alcohol.

by Macklemann June 8, 2016