Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk
by TGOD123 April 21, 2011
Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 18, 2021
I don't want to go to dad's house. All he does is play video games and drink beer, and he makes me sad. His Crocs also make me very uncomfortable.
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