A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010
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when a girl give you bad sex, for seconds you stick your dick in cake batter and fuck her again hopefully giving her yeast infection.
max: that bitch gave me bad sex so i gave so i gave her the good old fashioned betty crocker supreme.
stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?
max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.
stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?
max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.
by maxstephen June 17, 2008
Get the betty crocker supreme mug.Any mention of Ayn Rand or her works on the internet must immediately be followed up by a liberal (who hasn't read any Rand), citing her poor literary qualities and personal flaws as arguments against her philosophy
Then he breaks into crake's law by flying off the handle about ayn rand. "Ayn Rand? Seriously? That's the only book that makes the entrepreneur the hero? He is definitely not well read. It occurs to me that many unexceptional people use Ayn Rand to bolster their delusions of grandeur."
by GeeSussFreeK June 27, 2010
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by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010
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by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008
Get the Chris Crocker mug.Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.
1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.
2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!
2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!
by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009
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