Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 08, 2019
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Butt Crickets

“Hey, what do I owe you?”

Butt crickets man, we’re good.”
by owangutang May 19, 2021
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Cricket Crew

Possibly the best group of friends on the planet.
Did you watch the cricket crew stream today? They are so wholesome!
by -burntromances May 02, 2022
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Cricket Crew

A kind system with amazing friends and is very appreciative in my opinion.
Hi Cricket Crew, how are you today?
by notdolly January 03, 2022
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Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**
by thedarkhorse89 November 02, 2011
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Village Cricket

Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.
Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:

Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*

Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
by Edaboy14 November 13, 2020
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cricket piñata

A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.
It was going well until I hit the cricket piñata and had to take a shower
by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014
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