moon cricket

A dark entity; Habitat is within a 5 yard radius from front porch. Night visibility is difficult to an untrained eye, special equipment needed.

We bought some delectable cuts of meat from the butcher the other day, seasoned them, and grilled them to perfection- then that moon cricket poured BBQ sauce all over it!

Id like to try pickled pigs feet, but all those moon crickets keep dipping their fingers in the jar...

Somebody tell those moon crickets to stop yelling at the movie screen!

Tell Randy Shannon to stop putting that Moon Cricket in at QB!

by John Rabido February 19, 2009

Cricket

A subtle way to describe or insult a woman that is known for jumping from bed to bed, also known as a whore.

That girl is such a cricket. She was with 3 guys last week.

by Brisko53 October 19, 2010

jiminy cricket

He's the cricket from Pinocchio, the one who advises him, Pinocchio's Conscience.
Someone's conscience.

Would you stop going allJiminy Cricketon me?

by COB September 7, 2004

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

moon cricket

A furry woodland creature that is uneducated, difficult to see at night, and will swipe anything of value for you when you are not looking.

Quick, someone catch that moon cricket!

by jasington May 13, 2010

Moon Cricket

A person in the African American race.
One that sits on a porch under the moon by ones self and plays the banjo,while their only audience are crickets playing their chirps.

Jamal is such a MOON CRICKET

by arsn May 28, 2006

saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by BigP July 2, 2005