So Cricket

Used to describe something or a situation as "so ghetto," especially from an economical standpoint.

"When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"

example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"

example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"

by MemphisTees February 21, 2011

Cricket Crew

A kind system with amazing friends and is very appreciative in my opinion.

Hi Cricket Crew, how are you today?

by notdolly January 2, 2022

Lot Cricket

A lot cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious prostitute who walks the lot of a truck stop. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop around a lot.

As I pulled my big rig into the truck stop I noticed the parking lot was full of lot crickets, it's going to be a fun night!

by walkerskyranch November 29, 2012

Butt Crickets

Nothing, nada, nil.

“Hey, what do I owe you?”

“Butt crickets man, we’re good.”

by owangutang May 18, 2021

Minge Crickets

Crabs, of the genital variety.

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.

by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011

Cricket Crew

Possibly the best group of friends on the planet.

Did you watch the cricket crew stream today? They are so wholesome!

by -burntromances May 1, 2022

cricket piñata

A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.

It was going well until I hit the cricket piñata and had to take a shower

by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014