This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.
Timmy: Guess what
Johnny: what fag
Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
Timmy: Guess what
Johnny: what fag
Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
by Filopthe69th March 13, 2018
by Alex and Tyra March 17, 2016
i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .
by harry prince October 16, 2011
A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 11, 2022
by ThenationalFrankieingSociety April 6, 2012
when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.
bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
by DystopianSoren November 24, 2022
You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game
by Yam derf October 12, 2018