crack mansion

A more upscale place for one to smoke one's crack.

Crack head: No more cheap crack houses for me!

(Crack head goes to the front gate of the Crack Mansion with his Three Hundred Tricky Dick fun bucks.

Butler: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?

crack mansion by Head of the Maids' Union February 22, 2008

crack-ocracy

A government whose leader smokes crack cocaine.

Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!

Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.

Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!

crack-ocracy by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Crack whiff 

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

Crack whiff by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 11, 2019

crack a sad 

Have a big sulk because things aren't going your way, or generally throw your toys out the pram, sook. General displeasure.

Often followed by the need to call a waaambulance.

Mark was forced to crack a sad when he came home to find out someone had eaten all his Crunchy Nut.

His computer cracked a sad when he tried to play Crysis on the highest settings

crack a sad by redsky December 22, 2008

Crack Mac's 

An infamous Mac's convenience store in downtown Calgary, a city in Alberta, Canada located in the corner of 7th Avenue and 8th Street SW. So called as it is known for being rather sketchy and crime-ridden, as well as having many people dealing crack outside in the parking lot and around the premises.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go to Crack Mac's?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't plan on getting mugged today.

Crack Mac's by Trash•Gordon May 27, 2018

crack rocksteady 

Crack rocksteady is a crossover genre, including ska, punk, hardcore, and even ragga.
some crs bands are:
-Choking Victim
-Leftover Crack
-Crack Rock Steady 7

-F-Minus
-INDK
-Morning Glory
-American Distress

-Niño zombie
-The Infested
-Antimaniax
-No Cash
-The No Service Project
-No Commercial Values
-The Foamers

-Ctrl. Chubbs
and more.

crack rocksteady

crack rocksteady by jipirasta13 July 11, 2009

crack of ass 

what people say instead of "at the crack of dawn" to try and be funny.

"Mann It's soo late! I gotta wake up at the crack of ass tomorrow!"

crack of ass by LMLYM7 July 7, 2008