by Johnny Teflon December 29, 2010
Get the Cougar Koolaidmug. A cougar that is drunk and horny ready to pounce on a young man at bar at a moments notice, usually with disregaurd to the people around her or him, basicaly sleazing herself on a young man.
Dude I was at the club with my college teacher last weekend and she became a live cougar because all of sudden after a few yager shots she was all over my nuts!
by Jose J April 25, 2008
Get the live cougarmug. Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed
Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!
by Mmatti0 June 4, 2011
Get the Cougar-groommug. A gentleman usually 21 or older (19 and up in Canada) that is in a bar enjoying his alcoholic beverage of choice that is being hit on by a woman typically 35 and up that may or may not have a few kids and some extra baggage.
by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
Get the cougar baitmug. An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.
"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"
by minatepes January 7, 2011
Get the Badge Cougarmug. A young man, usually in his early twenties, who actively pursues single women in their upper thirties or forties. The cougar chaser is unlike the cougar prey in that he chooses to engage these more refined older ladies and may even bring them back to his place, avoiding the cougar den altogether.
by rmsw March 25, 2010
Get the cougar chasermug. The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.
"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
by kellybex November 19, 2009
Get the Cougar Maintenancemug.