video game console

A machine used to emulate reality or to escape reality all together. It is the saving grace of the post-modern childhoods, and some adult-hoods.

video game console e. g. (xbox, play station, gameboy, nintendo DS, sega dreamcast, virtual boy, r-zone, game com, gamecube, atari 2600, gamebuino, Nintendo Entertainment System, Wii, sega genesis...)

by CFreezerBurnC April 12, 2014

Console Fanboy

A fanboy who plays only console video games. The only PC games they'll touch are free (and often terrible) ones, such as Gunbound, Runescape, or Kings of Chaos/Outwar.

The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.

Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).

The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.

"My computer can't run Doom 3 but I don't really care because I never liked PC games. But anyways, wait 'til you hear what I did on Gunbound yesterday!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"

by RealGTX June 24, 2005

consonance

An agreement or harmony, especially in the words of a poem.

"I have never felt a breeze so strong. It reminds me pleasantly of spring. The air doth sweetly sing."

"What 'da fuck you talkin' bout?! I don't wanna here 'dat consonance shit."

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

adam carson

is tall. nice smile. he is mega fresh on the drums. he's a swell guy. plays for afi and is thus way cooler than you. he is a fancy kid and you want to be his best friend. equally as fantastical as jade, davey, and hunter.

bystander: "adam carson, you are so tall and mega fresh and fancy."

adam: " hey, thanks."

by scrtninja1221 December 14, 2008

Rachel Carson Middle School

Rachel Carson Middle School is an amazing school in Northern Virginia, and a short distance from DC. It is mainly asian (including Indians) and white, and a few people are ghetto. It is by far, one of the best schools in Northern Va. It feeds the most people into THE #2 HS IN AMERICA: TJHSST because of all the smart asians and whites at RCMS. There are actually nice teachers that not everyone hates there. Here everyone has the time of their life, before going to high school. They usually are smart as hell just cuz they're all asian.

Person 1: Yo dawg. I go to Rachel Carson Middle School, and it's fucking awesome there. Best school ever. It makes school not so damn shitty.

Person 2: IKR, bro. All the damn people there are fucking awesome.

by THEBAWSS April 3, 2013

Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

consorority

1. sisterhood 2. an association of women for the attainment of a particular cause.

1. Girls in a hostel share a feeling of consorority.

2. The school girls have formed a consorority.

by uttam maharjan November 10, 2012