Ezekiel: Brother Amos, our hard work has paid off, God has blessed us with fine weather and a bountiful harvest this year.
Amos: Word. I got a fat (burlap) sack full of green corn, a new buggy, and the finest horse in all of Lancaster County! What more could a man want?
Amos: Word. I got a fat (burlap) sack full of green corn, a new buggy, and the finest horse in all of Lancaster County! What more could a man want?
by ironhouse December 14, 2012
Get the Green Cornmug. One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is... In fact it would be pretty easy to take what this person is doing / wearing and turn it into something cool with the right person involved.
If you wear an authentic jersey, but also wear the pants to match and tuck the shirt inside - you would be a cornball.
by swerve July 17, 2003
Get the corn ballmug. Person 1: "Have you seen my pen?"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"
Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"
Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"
by Debbie Fitz CS December 2, 2013
Get the Corn Beefmug. by sshjsgatatayau October 11, 2020
Get the Corn ๐mug. Some bullshit excuse that the industry has come up with to disguise the product you know as "high fructose corn syrup", the same shit that caused and explosion of obesity and health problems in the last quater of the 20th century.
Commercial: "I only want the best for my children, so I feed them almost-but-not-really-at-all-natural corn sugar! The way nature* intended!"
Consumer: "Well I've never heard of corn sugar before, but if the souless actress says it's good for me than who am I to argue?"
*May or may not be a lie.
Consumer: "Well I've never heard of corn sugar before, but if the souless actress says it's good for me than who am I to argue?"
*May or may not be a lie.
by Chucktanium September 29, 2010
Get the Corn Sugarmug. by Tee4125 May 22, 2006
Get the corn ballmug. A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.
Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
Get the Corn Plugmug.