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Green Corn

Green Corn is Amish slang for marijuana.
Ezekiel: Brother Amos, our hard work has paid off, God has blessed us with fine weather and a bountiful harvest this year.

Amos: Word. I got a fat (burlap) sack full of green corn, a new buggy, and the finest horse in all of Lancaster County! What more could a man want?
by ironhouse December 14, 2012
mugGet the Green Cornmug.

corn ball

One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is... In fact it would be pretty easy to take what this person is doing / wearing and turn it into something cool with the right person involved.
If you wear an authentic jersey, but also wear the pants to match and tuck the shirt inside - you would be a cornball.
by swerve July 17, 2003
mugGet the corn ballmug.

Corn Beef

To steal, snatch, pillage, or take without permission.
Person 1: "Have you seen my pen?"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"

Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"
by Debbie Fitz CS December 2, 2013
mugGet the Corn Beefmug.

Corn ๐ŸŒŸ

Friend: Did you see Corn ๐ŸŒŸ ratio Lil Nas X? Yea he crazy lol
by sshjsgatatayau October 11, 2020
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Corn Sugar

Some bullshit excuse that the industry has come up with to disguise the product you know as "high fructose corn syrup", the same shit that caused and explosion of obesity and health problems in the last quater of the 20th century.
Commercial: "I only want the best for my children, so I feed them almost-but-not-really-at-all-natural corn sugar! The way nature* intended!"

Consumer: "Well I've never heard of corn sugar before, but if the souless actress says it's good for me than who am I to argue?"

*May or may not be a lie.
by Chucktanium September 29, 2010
mugGet the Corn Sugarmug.

corn ball

some one who is really corny. Or a dude who tries to spit game but his game is weak as hell.
corn ball, ur not even funny.
by Tee4125 May 22, 2006
mugGet the corn ballmug.

Corn Plug

A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.
Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
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