complicated

adj. 1. A supremely amalgamated human female specimen 2. A woman exuding hotness 3. An impressive aspect of the female anatomy, particularly the breasts or buttocks

"Hot face, model stare, nice ass, stacked ... Yeah, I'd say she's complicated."

- or -

"Damn yo, that ass is straight-up complicated! I want to motorboat it, but it looks too serious for me."

by cmak May 27, 2006

complete loser

Donald Trump

A: Who is Donald Trump?
B: A complete loser

by That smartass dude April 10, 2021

completely fair

An inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. To be used when the responder really doesn't give a shit. Most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. For example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire Kevin O'Leary saying it's a "great thing" that 3.5 billion people live in abject poverty was a #completelyfair comment. Best used as a hashtag. Absolutely necessary given all the ridiculousness in the world.

1: My mom died of cancer today after a five year fight.

2: #completelyfair

Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.

by BrownSanctimony January 26, 2014

Complete Fucking Dumbass

Someone who has not mastered the Russian language.

Dayman says I am a Complete Fucking Dumbass because I have not mastered the Russian language. I cried a little.

by LilacLB January 24, 2011

Complete Hash of it

A phrase used to describe an event where someone does something in completely the wrong fashion.

Oh Derek, you've made a complete hash of this.

by HiTmAN December 26, 2003

complicated cat

Someone who is more or less a boring person with a very normal, soft comfy life. They consider themselves special, and create unnecessary drama to make things more interesting for themselves.

Have you seen Mad Men? Betty Draper is such a complicated cat. very important with very little to do.

by redyellowmellow April 27, 2014

And. Vine. Complete.

When one observes a scene in real life that should've been a Vine. See "End Scene"

"I can't believe she fell! And. Vine. Complete."

by Tkk23 November 17, 2014