compensation

Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.

I will help you out, but I require some compensation.

by whorian July 12, 2005

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

complanus

A complainer that is a pain in the ass (anus).

Do you have to be such a complanus about taking the garbage out?

by barbarena May 27, 2009

Company Sponsored Hangover

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.

Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).

by JB42 August 21, 2010

Compensation Brush

an extensive, thorough teeth brushing right before one's dentist appointment; as to make up for the lack of quality brushes prevalent in the past

Due to heavy partying and shear laziness, Joe had to mix in a serious compensation brush to pass off some half-decent dental hygiene before his 12 o'clock appointment.

by Rone Diddy March 15, 2011

Company Cat

A term for someone who joins you for an activity where you neither of you really interact. Named after the cats old ladies get to keep them company.

"I don't feel like going out tonight, I was just going to mess about on my computer. But you can come over with your laptop and be my company cat"

by randompanda January 24, 2013

Companionate Breakup

the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.

Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.

by Creative Suggestions May 20, 2015