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Lacey Collins

An expression that defines a nearly perfect woman. This includes but not exclusively...personality, love amount, breast size, and intelligence.
by Niceboyfriend January 6, 2012
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Sam Collins

A man with an exceptionally large penis, whilst small in stature, his sexual stamina is unchallenged, and has never left a woman unsatisfied.
Sam Collins fucked me so hard my kids had kids!
by TotallyNotTheCruncher23 August 26, 2018
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Allen Collins

Born in 1952, in Jacksonville Florida. In his High School years, he joined a band, but then later transfered to the all-time best band, Lynyrd Skynyrd. He had many solos, and wrote "Free Bird" with Ronnie Van Zant. He's one of the best guitar players in history, if not the best. He survived the plane crash in October of 77, but later got in a horrible car accident which left him paralyzed, and died in 90 of complications from the accident. He'll forever be one of the best guitar players ever.
Man, that Allen Collins can play some awesome music...
by KDawg March 31, 2005
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mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad
Hold on, mother nature is calling.
by fothermucker33 February 22, 2011
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Phil Collins

Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.
Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.

Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?

Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.
by WHIZ WIT December 9, 2009
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calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.
"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show
by Dave February 22, 2004
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name calling

Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.

This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem

Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.

When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
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