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Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.
i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!
by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006
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contemplaining

The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whiny nincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.
Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111

Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.
by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006
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contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.
We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.
by Josh~ June 24, 2008
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Custom Content

An addiction I have struggled with. I dont know how to stop. I stop for 1 minute, then relapse. Help
"Oh this custom content is soooOo good"
*deletes it all*
"fuck"
*downloads more*
CYCLE REPEATS
by depressed.llama July 27, 2018
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jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.
by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008
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Photoshop Contest

A competition in which participants use Adobe Photoshop and source images to synthesise an image, usually humorous.

Does not include coloring contests in which black and white drawings are colored digitally, even if they are colored using Adobe Photoshop.
I won the Photoshop Contest with my image, entitled, "l337 on a Friday Afternoon".
by Proffesor L. C Johnson February 9, 2003
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