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cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.
I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!
by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017
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clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and as a result can only choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.
Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.
by snowman559 November 19, 2021
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tickly cloth

When the cloth of your undergarments tickle your erogenous areas, preventing you from sustaining a conversation.
"Brenda starts stuttering mid sentence, she has a tickly cloth".
by Awjdg March 20, 2017
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clothes-lazy

adj: a state of mind where you simply have no desire to wear any clothes at all, often restricting the activities you would like to undertake, for example going on skype with your little brother, or leaving your room to buy chocolate from a vending machine.
Tom, you're so clothes-lazy!

yes i'm so clazey!
by looley fazakerkoo May 31, 2010
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Terry Cloth

A very nice cloth, can be used for anything but mostly for cleaning up very expensive wines.
Terry: Please pass me that terry cloth.
Barb: You named your cloth after yourself?
Terry: Yes and no Barb it's complicated.
Barb: How do you mean?
Terry: It's always been called a terry cloth but also I name all my cloth's Terry. Will you pass the cloth this burgundy is going to stain the carpet!
by Tippy Toes Tonny November 4, 2020
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cream clothes

A piece of clothing that has been cumed on by your sex partner.
"No Garnet I'm not cleaning up your cream clothes"
by The Flea Man October 31, 2015
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touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.
my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'
by slash4 August 9, 2020
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