Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004
Get the closet floggermug. Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007
Get the closet hornymug. A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.
That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!
by berntone April 24, 2009
Get the closet crazymug. A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.
See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth
See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth
Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.
by billy the crack fiend January 6, 2005
Get the intolerance closetmug. An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
by HULU is boring, neftlix better August 23, 2022
Get the Closet Pedomug. a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.
Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"
"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011
Get the Gravity Closetmug. 1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"
"she is a closet critter"
"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
"she is a closet critter"
"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
by megaman21 November 16, 2010
Get the Closet Crittermug.