cair-force

The power of CAIR - Council on American-Islamic Relations to exert influence on public opinion, law making and law enforcement.

The FBI wanted to arrest the Muslim man who killed his two daughters after they dated a couple of infidels, but lack of cooperation from the local cair-force allowed the man to flee the state.

by idleworshipper December 9, 2008

Claire

Claire is the type of person who would have an opinion on any given item/person/media the instant she heard of it. She believes in her opinions so strongly that even years can pass without them changing for a second. If you do get along with her, then be happy, she's not the easiest to befriend, but it isn't an ultimately difficult task in getting her to open up. She's a real kind person once you've spent some time with her, and is most likely someone you'd like to keep a positive relationship with due to her dry wit and likable aloofness.

Lad 1: "Did you see Claire today? She seems a little more distant."
Lad 2: "Nah, that's just how she is, it's neat."

by Champion of Clear Definitions October 29, 2020

Clairebear

An extremely cute and pretty girl that you can't get out of your head

hot sexy pretty smart athletic Claire bear clairebear Clairebear clairrebear

by Scalerokid January 30, 2010

Caira

She's so sweet to everyone, but don't get on her bad side. She's hot but doesn't swelter you... She's very popular and doesn't know how to shut up

Oh look there's a caira she's so pretty

by Doggo1204 December 17, 2017

Chair

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020

Marie-Claire

A selfless, honorable, adorable woman. She is kind to everyone she meets and will stop at nothing to bring joy to everyone around her. She seems shy at first, but get to know her and you'll find her to be one of the most fun loving people on the planet. She will send you goofy pics constantly, but still manages to look incredible in all of them. Marie-Claire's can be identified in a friend group by their compassion for those around them, and their willingness to help their friends at any cost. If you have a Marie-Claire in your friend group, thank your lucky stars, because she will have your back until the very end. Marie-Claire is a talented, beautiful, and all around fantastic girl.

Definitely wifey material

Bro 1: Yo that girl Marie Claire sure is an amazing gal. She always lifts my spirits.
Bro 2: Make sure you keep on her good side, once you lose a Marie-Claire, she wont come back

by eloooooooooooongated muskrat May 12, 2020

Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!

by allknowingsquid August 13, 2008