Claire

Slang word for urinal. Common feature within male toilets.
"I'm bursting for a piss and someones in the toilet" "It's ok theres a claire over there."

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The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit
Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed

Person: erm no, i have a life ya know
by Random Is My Style August 01, 2006
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usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea
child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!
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A word for a damp radiator or the smell of a damp radiator. It can be used as a insult or a compliment depending if you like damp radiators or the smell or not.
husband: my house smells like a Claire

wife: well get off your lazy arse and clean it then!



women: mmmmm i love your new perfume it smells like a claire (:



lady: better ring the plumber my radiators turned into a claire.
by Mirry September 06, 2008
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A huge slut who chats up every guy she see's, A Claire will act innocent but deep down she's a true whore.
Hey, that girl over there is a real Claire.
by sauceboss13 July 22, 2011
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really annoying and the snarkiest bitch around
god she is such a claire
by bigmac103 November 19, 2010
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A strange, tall girl who often breaks her toes when doing anything. But this girl is so JANK. she is a deer hunting indian with a middle name of jezabell. she can pull off sexy and is ghetto fabulous and she is turned on by people doing crab dances and painting her nails
Claire is so JANK!
by nerdropelover July 28, 2010
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