raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

by DontLaugh August 25, 2013

Stripper Chocolate

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser

Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!

by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

A Chocolate Swirlie

A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.

I'm so pissed of that i'm gonna give somebody a chocolate swirlie!

by The Petusis Cult March 24, 2022

BlueBerry Chocolate

BlueBerry Chocolate is a longer version of BBC

Person 1: How big was it?
Person 2: It was a BlueBerry Chocolate!

by lazydbird March 27, 2022

chocolate bear

The slightly homosexual nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs.

Dont worry chocolate bear, your body is tight

by someguywholikestoeatfood August 4, 2007

Chocolate Charlie

The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.

After taking a huge shit, Jason gazed down into the toilet. The sight and smell of his huge fecalload caused a stirring in his loins that he could resist no more. He gave into his temptation and reached into the bowl. In his hand his shit felt warm and sensuous. Using his shit he began to stroke his throbbing fuck stick faster and faster finally bringing himself to a climax. Spent and stinking he stared down at his Chocolate Charlie.

by Yer Paw April 16, 2005

Chocolate Chip Fuck

When you are fucking someone but there are chocolate chip sized poop chunks in your urethra.

Janet: Why are there poop chunks in my vagina?
Jerrod: Because Jeffrey chocolate chip fucked you.

by Swiffer Wet Jet April 3, 2020