Cum Chewing

An act you do with a group of close friends.
The act of cum chewing is what it says. Chewing cum.

Abby: Henry, Wanna hang out later?
Henry: Sorry babe, I can’t. I’m having a cum chewing sesh with the boys.

by _Evil.Child_ October 9, 2021

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

lickies and chewies

A military term. Assortments of candies and snacks to have when in the field. Usually sweet and sour gummies, sunflower seeds, beef jerky, energy drinks etc.

I need to stop by the PX to grab some lickies and chewies before we go to the field.

I need to ratfuck an MRE for some lickies and chewies before we go out to the field.

by PendingUCMJ January 27, 2023

charleston chewing

An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.

Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!

by Tom Emansky March 29, 2011

Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008

Bomb Chewin

That good head that makes your toes curl...have you sayin "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" SHOENOMESAYIN?!?!?!?!
makes u wanna go bac to shortie errrryyyyyyyyNIGHT....

Your girl gave me the "Bomb Chewin" last night

by ShoenomeSayin?!?!? July 18, 2006

chezwich

An italians penis. It is very short and wider than it is long.

Hey look at that Italians fuckin chezwich!!!

by lamp shade March 27, 2007