Channel 61

Softcore porn at Hiltons that teenagers watch together

Kim: Did you watch Channel 61 last night?
Kanye: Yeah I saw you on it.

by BOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII June 15, 2016

Channel Ass

A disease that effects the muscles in the anus, usually caused from too much anal sex. As a result turds fall out of the ass with no effort.

After 2 years in prison Nathan was diagnosed with Channel Ass.

by Phucc Ngo January 19, 2017

The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

eyelid channel

Another term for going to sleep or taking a nap for long periods of time.

" Bruce: Hey, where's Otis?

Omar: Oh, he's watching the Eyelid Channel "

by EATBE4N9NE October 21, 2010

smoker channels

Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.

Hey man, you think we could get the smoker channels for free?

by Xadeu November 10, 2014

Disney Channel Sitcom

See shit.

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!

by W.C. the Producer July 23, 2014

chop like the food channel

A phrase uttered by someone else when a woman catches someone's attention with the way she moves her hips and buttocks while she walks in a "chopping" like motion.

Ooh girl, you chop like the food channel!

by Mighty Mel November 28, 2009