chad johnson

One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".

Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.

by anonymouse117 November 3, 2006

Giga Chad

Genghis Khan

Conquering more territory in 16 years than the Romans did in 300, and being the ancestor of 2%+ of the world's population. Giga chad personified.

by Amar1905 April 2, 2022

Chad's Hair

A hairstyle made popular by Macklemore that once owned instantaneously changes your name to either Chad, Chazz, Brett, Chet, or Brad. This grouping of names is known as the "Big 5." The hairstyle involves leaving a luxurious mane of hair at the top of your head (preferably gelled upwards and to the left) and getting the sides shaved at a number 2 shave.

"My hairs getting pretty gnarly, Tom."
"Yeah, Doug, it sure is."
"I think I'm going to get Chad's Hair."

Later that night, Doug no longer existed, but Chazz was born.

by Dread Knot Pirate November 24, 2013

Chad

Chad should not be insecure. Chad is interesting and just (not) right the way he is.

Chad, everything thats not you is not you, you know.
Might as well grant yourself the You you feel at home in and stay there. Grant yourself comfort. That comfort will inform everybody who sees you that you know where the home lake is, the place where you brew your own cool stew, and that its legitimate and necessary to insist on eating of it.

(Im not saying im there but im constantly aware of it)

by Krkič October 11, 2019

Chad name

You were trying to find an entry for tye name "Chad" without it referring to shit.

You searched "Chad name" on the urban dictionary

by DylyDyly February 15, 2023

quarterback chad

(n). Descriptive noun for a hunk of man meat with perfect hair and an empty brain. A dim-witted combination of the school quarterback, prom king, and guys named Chad. Can usually be found in the wild at fraternity houses, in camaro/bmw/H2s, and/or supplying unprovoked high fiving in drinking establishments. Ironically many of the species are actually named Chad.

That no-talent ass clown Keanu Reeves is a quarterback chad (johnny utah).

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

Spice Cadet

a female girl, often younger than you, that is so good looking that she is considered "Spicy." with congruence of the word cadet and a play on term with "Space cadet." you get spice cadet.

Young Man 1: Damn, she is hot.
Young Man 2: Yeah, she is a little spice cadet

by timothy2234 October 27, 2010