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Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
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Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..
"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"
by iloveus April 24, 2009
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Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
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cetty

Cetty, Also know as Concetta is generally used for females who are drop dead gorgeous. Cettys usually keep their problems to themselves and instead always try to help others they care about. If you meet a cetty you will instantly want to be her best friend. She generally has an amazing body and can use it well in dance. Cettys are incredibly trustworthy and loyal to their man, they know how to have a laugh but can also be shy. Cetty also knows how to stand up for herself and won't take nothing from anybody. So if you ever meet a Cetty or Concetta be sure to never let her go they are hard to get and she is worth every last bit of your attention.
Man, I so want Cetty!
by Diversepeople April 28, 2015
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Cretten

An really ugly person. Often seen in a night club
Look at that girl, she is such a cretten
by Slurpes April 21, 2006
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cerita

somone who can be nice at times but somone you dont want to get on their badside.but she is somone who has your back and somone you can trust.also somone who gets through tough times and gets over it
"Your such a cerita
by cerita April 10, 2015
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certii

Your. Shoes are certii
by Kxngg_c February 26, 2017
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