Catfish 

Its the answer to everything.

Dude: Whats the answer to number 25?
Chick: Catfish, duh.

Catfish by LaineyMarie January 3, 2011

Catfish Days 

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

Catfish Days by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish 

A type of fish that has barbels,which are whisker-like sensors made from skin that people say looks like a cat's whiskers.
Catfish are friendly animals that look like cats.

Catfish are plentiful in this pond here.

Catfish by Sheeplover345 July 30, 2017

Catfish 

A ugly mf in person but fine asf on Social Media

Folks she a damn Catfish, stay away from her ass.

Catfish by Joey Marsh November 3, 2017

Stinky Catfish 

The act of taking a dump into the anus of a partner than having said partner go to the fish market dressed like captain Kurk.

Last week Earl convinced Seth to perform a stinky catfish with cathrine.

Stinky Catfish by B100D Lust January 20, 2009

catfish 

when a guy with a beard rubs his beard in a girls pussy while he is eating her out

ouuuu that tickles

catfish by josh grant May 27, 2003

Catfishing 

To have one large pubic hair protruding from one's zipper, whether purposely or by accident. The term comes from the long barbels, or whiskers that stick out from the mouths of catfish. While the whiskers of catfish house their taste buds and are used to search for food in murky waters, the act of catfishing will only serve to make you look like a complete slob, oblivious airhead, or creepy perv.

"So I was giving a presentation the other day, and I looked down and realized that I was totally catfishing! I was so embarrassed, so I spent the rest of the time with my back to the audience!"

"I was catfishing at the club last night and at least 3 people noticed!"

Catfishing by winstysay July 29, 2009