Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
by CYN1CAL MIKE July 29, 2009
To masterbate.
by Captain Failure the third February 11, 2009
by Shanelle Rochelle October 22, 2009
A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill
Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005
Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.
by theyseemeryden January 13, 2013
One who leads and encourages the excessive consumption of alcohol at an event. They more than often lead by example.
George Best was arguably the lash captain supremo.
Lisa is being such a lash captain tonight!
That bloke is hardcore, I bet he's the lash captain.
Lisa is being such a lash captain tonight!
That bloke is hardcore, I bet he's the lash captain.
by Jimbob6988 March 31, 2009