The best state in the US.
Lots of people say bad stuff about California. Why? Because they only know what people tell them. California is gorgous, has great people, weather, scenery, etc. If you think California is bad, get a life, and open your eyes.

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"To many earthquakes" Ok well they aren't that bad you just have to get used to them.

"All the people are plastique" WRONG. You're thinking about all the people who are famous that live there. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone in California is famous, you idiots! Thats total Californication. WAKE UP! California IS GREAT. Have you been to San Fran??? ITS OUTSTANDING. Honestly, open your eyes because CALIFORNIA ROCKS<3
by Customfreak11 June 25, 2009
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California is the largest U.S. State in Population, and is on the west coast of the United States along with Fucking posers like Oregon and Washington. It is cool if you are from there, unless you live in Merced which is shit. They have the best nightlife, and hottest chicks out there. You should live there.
Dude, there are a bunch of fucking posers in CALIFORNIA.

Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.

Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.
by TheCyrus April 21, 2005
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Airhead state.

The "dumb jock" state!

The gay state!

The hippie state!
The state where retards have their pants hanging off their ass.
by poop on you fagz September 9, 2004
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1. Small Military Town in the High Desert Approx 2400 ft. above sea level. approx 15 miles from the Truck stop town of Mojave.. (Home of Scaled Composites). The worlds fist recognised Spaceport. Where Burt Rutan Piloted "SPACESHIP ONE" into history, by being the first Private Company to put a Spacecraft into LEO (Low Earth Orbit) not once, but twice in 5 days.

2. Little oasis in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt Right next to Edwards A.F.B. as most people know is one of the landing sites used to land the Space Shuttle. Small Population Loaded with Mexicans.
Hey man!! Let's go to California City California... Where the Fuck is that?
by DirtySanchez130 August 24, 2008
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The state of being coked up and stoned, the favored influences under which two large social groups in California- celebrities and surfers, respectively- typically operate.
I've got the same amount of weed and coke gram for gram... put some fuckin' flowers in my hair, 'cause I'm going to California!
by Snowflake 2.0 March 20, 2012
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Place where everyone stinks, as does the entire state.
California stinks.
by Daner May 5, 2004
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A state full of dirty,immoral communists.
California is a state full of dirty,immoral communnists and it makes me sick.
by I shit on California October 21, 2004
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