Cactus punk

A punk who decides to pit the larges sharpest spikes on his/her jacket, then decides to hop into the mosh pit with out thinking that maybe they should just leave there jacket with there friend.

Punker 1: Dude who stabbed you?
Punker 2: That fucking cactus punk over there thrashing his elbows.

by NotaNazi September 8, 2014

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016

cactus sunset

Going down on a man after he has recently trimmed his pubic hair.

My man trimmed his bush last night so i treated him to a cactus sunset.

by Dishy lab November 16, 2016

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016