spray cables

The act of ejactulation most often on a woman's face, chest, or ass.

I was doing her doggy style and I finished by spraying cables all over her back.

by Big Nig January 23, 2005

cable rage

Impotent fury at being unable to untangle cables, wires, chains or rope like items.

John had cable rage, his power supplies were tangled.. And in order to free them of his audio equipment wires he risked pulling his computer off of his desk. The computer mouse and keyboard had already fallen off the desk, hitting his head and back and he is hoping they aren't broken or have any buttons missing. But he knows he cannot lash out, with so many valuable items at risk. This is cable rage, a lonely, frustration driven madness.

by Morrisimo September 9, 2008

jumper cables

when you give the double titty twister and jump up and down

WEEEEEEEE hahahhahahaha

by kelly June 10, 2004

cablastafucked

a state existing after the consumption af way too many beers

dude chris was so cablastafucked that he wonted to fight an invesible army guy.

by verbal conmumdrum October 19, 2009

cable orgy

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined

I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!

by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012

Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

Jay Jay Cablayan

A homo that likes to poop in his pants, hes scared of everything he watches dora the explorer while wearing a pink dress. sometimes a jay jay cablayan sings "You Belong With me." by Taylor Swift. Jay jay kisses guys and eats poop from gorillas. A jay jay has an ugly face with a flat nose and cannot breathe. He is the only species around the whole universe. He might be an alien from the planet gay gay planet, where his boyfriend anthony screams with him in the bathroom. they both put lotion on their butt together. they like to lick dogs' wiener. he is the fag of the universe. People dont really know why hes born , a million people say its a mistake. He deserves to be burned in a coffin with dead little girls. He was suppose to a llama.

dog, cat, gorilla. Jay jay cablayan

by wbadasnbd82knbda September 20, 2009