cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015

Cable TV

When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone

Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!

by MM51GMA July 25, 2023

DIGITAL CABLE

A duece that arrives in two or more pieces.

I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.

by trickmob January 14, 2008

pinch cable

To take a huge dump. Number 2.

I’m sorry, I need to pinch cable first!

by Dank1chillin August 26, 2021

Rainbow cable's

The lenght of someone's penis that only you know

I love your rainbow cable's

by Grozdi December 31, 2023

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 October 24, 2008

Cable and chill

No Netflix and chill; at which times an acceptable substitute is cable.

Long john: hey babe, I discontinued Netflix wanna cable and chill?

by FluffyPinkUnicorn August 19, 2019