Burke

A loyal and good friend, often socially awkward and a little crazy.
Likely also a secret furry.

You’re a Burke; you take such good care of me despite all your oddities and quirks.

by G Gg the big G May 1, 2025

Xerxes Burke

The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.

Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?

Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle

by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023

Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

sam burke

the definition of w rizz

oh wow im getting all the girls i feel like sam burke

by mrbreast6969 April 20, 2023

Burke

a wet fart.

i just burked my pants

by Fvsjhe July 11, 2023

Burked Up

Sudden physical arousal while taking an AP calculus final.

Student 1: Oh shit man how do I integrate this I am burked up right now
Student 2: Oh you just use U-sub….. oh man im burking up right now ;)

by Owen’sashyknees May 4, 2024

Get Burked

Getting pissed on then proceeding to take it in the ass

Yeah bitch, get burked

by Papa693 February 21, 2024