Broner

Getting an erection while hanging out with your bros, with no homosexual origin.

Dude, I totally got a broner at Aaron's house the other day!

by LAWDINUM June 21, 2010

Broner

A mental "erection" achieved through things that would interest the most general of men, usually gained through events that only a man, or "bro", would love.

The way that dude killed that other guy with a crossbow gave me a raging broner.

by King Droxie January 16, 2011

broner

A person who simultaneously a stereotypical "bro" as well as a stereotypical stoner.

My friend Collin is such a broner; he's got hippie hair, a three-day beard, Abercrombie clothes, and a sideways upside down visor. He pretty much lives off of creatine shakes and jagermeister, constantly works out at the gym, and he still manages to smoke an eighth a day... such a broner.

by mrrrrow? February 4, 2013

Broner

1. A verb/noun that describes an adult male who masturbates to the children's show "My Little Pony" and gets a boner at the sight of a animated pony. (

2. An American professional boxer and also an occasional rapper.

1. The fuck? That sicko has a total broner!

2 My favorite boxer has got to be Adrien Broner.

by Teddy Engivelt June 11, 2014

Bronze donkey

It has the same meaning as giving someone a "dumb fuck award", It shows everyone that your f'ing stupid that you couldnt do any better.

You get the bronze donkey.

by Exosphere681 August 5, 2007

bronzed

The act of turning someone into a bronze statue. This is done either just for fun, because they are annoying, or just for the hell of it.

"Dude that Bible preacher guy wouldn't be quiet!" - Jerod
"I dunno he was pretty hot if you ask me" - Laura
"Well... I just bronzed his ass"- Reed

by PlanetDahmz July 11, 2010

Broner

A boner during a BroFest.

Male 1: DUDE! Do you want to go touch each other in the urinals?

Male 2: I just popped a broner.

by BROLOL June 1, 2011