Brandi

She wants to be loved, but doesn't want to be TOO loved. She wants to be loved on HER terms and you should just know when she wants it so you don't piss her off. You never want to piss off a Brandi.

Whoa, is that a Brandi???

by Rugaboo June 11, 2022

brandy

brandy is a lovely small chap, he will make your life 1000x better! always get a brandy in you life if you can. Some ways to describe brandy: cute, fluffy, sparkly, druggy. Brandy’s favourite foods are petits filous, ham sandwiches (white bread, butter, no crusts). Brandy likes to watch thomas tank engine whilst playing with his train set! Just your average cute brandy.

randomer: “look how cute brandy is”

me: “i know he’s the loml (love of my life).

by Zozyyyy June 29, 2021

brandi

The most amazing, beautiful woman in my world ever!

I love you Brandi!

by Kelowe November 26, 2021

brandy melville core

when you’re body shamed by the dimensions of any architectural structure

brandy melville core:

ana: yoooo iris walk through that corridor

iris: gorllll i can’t that’s witerwally so brandy melvillle core

by ledds November 23, 2023

Brandy (slabhead)

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).

Your a brandy (slabhead)

by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025

Classic Brandi

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.

Shawn’s belief that the Game of Thones finale was this weekend was a ‘Classic Brandi.’

by BellaBee210 May 14, 2019

Brandi Brutal

A scene/punk/rocker looking chick ,she is known for rocking her pink hair and crazy style. She is tiny and very friendly. Although her modeling name is Brandi 'Brutal' she isn't very brutal she is actually very sweet and caring ,unless you piss her off. She's a little known on the internet and hopes to one day become a model ,so keep an eye out for this girl.

Woah ,do you know who Brandi Brutal is? She has amazing hair!!!

by anon~anon April 3, 2012