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Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012
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brandy

when something is relatable, kind of like saying “ real “
ur so brandy
by halfalivetrinity5 August 7, 2023
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Brandy (slabhead)

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).
by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025
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brandy melville core

when you’re body shamed by the dimensions of any architectural structure
brandy melville core:

ana: yoooo iris walk through that corridor

iris: gorllll i can’t that’s witerwally so brandy melvillle core
by ledds November 23, 2023
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brandy

brandy is a lovely small chap, he will make your life 1000x better! always get a brandy in you life if you can. Some ways to describe brandy: cute, fluffy, sparkly, druggy. Brandy’s favourite foods are petits filous, ham sandwiches (white bread, butter, no crusts). Brandy likes to watch thomas tank engine whilst playing with his train set! Just your average cute brandy.
randomer: “look how cute brandy is”

me: “i know he’s the loml (love of my life).
by Zozyyyy June 29, 2021
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brandi

I love you Brandi!
by Kelowe November 26, 2021
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brandy merry

A brandy merry is a creature that resides in the high desert of the Colorado's, with a complex diet of chicken nuggets and hot dog water .
by Randybuck April 8, 2019
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