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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
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Crashed and Burned

When something severely hyped by the community turns out to be a major disappointment or fails miserably, it is said that such thing "crashed and burned". It is usually used in conjunction with the Hype Train.
No Man's Sky Hype Train crashed and burned spectacularly! I was a total flop!!!
by The Hype Train Driver March 19, 2019
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Taken to Bournemouth

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery
Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth
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Pull a Beth Bourne

To suddenly ostracize oneself from one’s entire family and community by becoming radically transphobic and/or becoming unhealthily obsessed with transgender kids.
“I was thinking of coming out to my mom as nonbinary, but she’s been ‘doing a lot of her own research’ lately… I hope she doesn’t pull a Beth Bourne!”
by Cupcake Guy June 29, 2025
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how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun
how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that
by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022
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