Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.

Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

Cork In The Wine Bottle

This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.

"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"

by BryNSanity, Miggz April 28, 2010

Bottle Blonde

Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.

It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

bless the bottle

Tap the bottle cap once.

whoever is drinking the liquor needs to tap the top of the bottle cap.

Mike : "You finna open that bruh? "

Kolby: " Yea man , bless the bottle "

" We blessed the bottle before drinking it "

by Inkyyyyy April 29, 2016

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

bottle out

Thought to be inspired by an ancient Celtic folktale where the protagonist was given a bottle of courage, which inconviently ran out at the climax of the story and the hero ran away and wet his pants

Bill: I can't ask her out, she's too perfect
Bob: Don't BOTTLE OUT now

by Philip Paul March 27, 2008