A little bear that is in a book of a fellow classmate. if you find a book with Boris the bear I suggest you rip it up instantly or else a classmate will find it and annoy you. ( I have personal experience )
by your friendly chicken nugget December 18, 2018
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by I can’t tell you who I am duhh June 17, 2018
Get the Boris Airay mug.Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
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Get the Boris Vujicic mug.He is ‘a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!
by Rascal G September 29, 2019
Get the A Boris mug.Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.
In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.
In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.
by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019
Get the Doing a Boris mug.When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.
Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”
“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”
“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”
by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017
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