blumpelstilskin

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.

yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.

by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006

Blumder

A public works project promoted as progressive, but actually designed to intentionally discourage auto travel, resulting in significantly reduced safety for bicyclists and pedestrians due to increased traffic congestion, and degraded local living conditions.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.

The hazardaround pushed through by the sociologineer was another Blumder, causing more congestion and accidents. I'm going another way; I don't want to ride my bike through that chaotic Blumder.

by psnack February 2, 2009

Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010

blumperdecker

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking a shit in the back part of the toilet or otherwise known as an upper decker. For the desired effect you must ejaculate into the toilet bowl and leave unflushed semen in the toilet. Someone will see the semen and procede to flush it unaware that the toilet bowl will now be filled with shit. Its a perfect mash-up of the blumpkin and upper decker

My roomates wouldnt stop leaving the toilet unflushed full of piss so I left them a very surpising blumperdecker

by mypimppony May 4, 2015

bumperballed

When your vaginal area is being attacked by a man's balls durring sex.

"Ow, you just bumperballed me. Ewwwwww"

by CoOl DaDdy PiMp MaStEr April 22, 2006

bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

Bumpersticky

Something worthy of a bumpersticker, or more usually, not worthy.

Who decided that 'Smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein!' was bumpersticky?

by TattMan July 29, 2010