blender

When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.

She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.

by Stax878 February 25, 2024

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Kentucky Blender

When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.

I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.

by Bamphs muffin top September 26, 2022

Blendered

When you blend someone

You will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

blender boy

a long lanky bean boy

damn son, your such a blender boy

by urmum.cuMm June 1, 2018

california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex

Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

by Jack inoff May 26, 2019