Blaffic

The congregation of African Americans in a public setting causing traffic through walking areas.

There is so much fucking blaffic on the second floor after lunch.

by Walter Kelly January 19, 2010

Blafg

A word that means that you are tired of something or irritated

I was so Blafg of the test!

by jkhsd October 13, 2011

bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.

Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!

by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014

bleach pudding

Jizzing in a girls ass.

I gave her a large dose of bleach pudding last night.

by RamRodRick June 22, 2015

Belafonte'd

When someone is vehemently trying to convince you of something and you're just not buying it at all, and you say, "Okay!" and then after a long pause, when they start to talk again, you say, "I believe you."

Phil was in the middle of defending our morning all-hands meetings, which were a huge waste of time, and I totally belafonte'd him. He thought I was agreeing with him, but I got him at the last second with those glorious Jump In The Line lyrics from the Beetlejuice movie.

by commanderaj August 9, 2015

bleach pong

An upcoming game like beer pong, but with bleach. Fun for the whole family.

Guy #1: Yo you wanna play bleach pong?
Guy #2: Hell yea man lets go!!

by Santa Fraud June 23, 2016

Bleanus

The act of getting your anis bleached. Popular with those in the adult entertainment industry.

Tabitha Stevens bleanused before her movie "Rear Entry."

by Bleached anus June 29, 2017