Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

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The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.

My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.

by Weivkao January 2, 2019

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blanket hoe

when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket

"stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!"

by 3.1414 November 12, 2016

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The Blanket Hovers

When there are three or more people sleeping in a bed under one blanket and the middle person is only touched by the blanket and not wrapped in it. The blanket is held taut by the people sleeping on the outside and only hovers over the middle person(s).

Yo man, move over and give me some blanket, I have a wicked case of the blanket hovers.

by MG LTD. August 31, 2013

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