bedside table

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.

not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker

trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"

daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"

by rhodez2013 September 30, 2009

besiktas

Only Turkish football club which actually has some football culture. They have some team, best fans and best stadium in Turkey.

Besiktas actually are the biggest football club in Turkey.

by lfcidil November 24, 2017

bestiality

Sexual intercourse involving a human and a lower animal.

Thems farm boys sure luvs them the bestiality!

by Omniverse March 29, 2003

Bensidy

The term used for the awful pairing of two characters on Law and Order: SVU that have ZERO chemistry. Olivia looks like she'd rather have a root canal than be with Brian.

Olivia looks like shes speaking to a log. Why is Bensidy even a thing?

Bensidy make me sick, its so awful. Where is E/O?

by circleme October 9, 2013

bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human being and a lower animal, particularly the hominid subspecies represented by ultra-conservative Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum.

Tom awoke to a pounding headache and the foul aftertaste of whiskey in his mouth, but it was not until he risked a glance behind at his snoring bedmate that he began to grasp the appalling extent of the previous night's debauch: not only was Tom now "spooning" with the Senate's most vocal homophobe, but he had engaged in an act of bestiality with same.

by Marleen L October 27, 2006

Bessies

in simple terms, its just saying Best Friend, just quicker to say and much easier, can have other spellings, Bessy, Bessies

I'd like you to meet the guys, these guys are my bessies!

by Drewdan August 17, 2006

Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005