Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then falsely selling it as lemonade

My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups

He’s definitely Pulling a Bert

by Gopher7923 April 12, 2024

Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020

Bert

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass

Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me

by Your God July 12, 2017

two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley

i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.

by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010

bert

A disabled piece of shit, usually very rude. Always wears a hat and sits in his chair.

has a fine mom though

bert is a bad person
you see bert? he’s disabled.

by momsaremylife March 21, 2024

On Bert

Norbert that one dude who got unrightfully kicked from a skribbl.io lobby
Derived from "On God", the only exception being Norbert > God

Beta cuck: "Your girlfriend looks like my mom"
Chad: "On Bert"

by Chicken Lord May 26, 2020

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023