Bernard Valcourt

To not stand up during the honouring of missing and murdered Indigenous women at a hearing about recommendations on the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and you are the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs.

Hey he didn't stand up in honour like that dick Bernard Valcourt didn't because he had a boner.

by Doc Deadly June 6, 2015

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

Bearded Imp

A Bearded Imp is boi who has verry hard nipples and a small pp who likes to play league

(girl) oh great Bearded Imp is

on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (

by ghee99 November 22, 2018

Bernard Montgomery

One of the most, if not the most infamous British general of WWII, well known for being able to defeat the near unstoppable German general Erwin Rommel in the North Africa Front, thanks to his competent planning and good usage of the resources he had.

Montgomery continued to fight in Europe as well after clearing out North Africa, and was also successful on the Western Front despite the failures of 'Operation Market Garden'.

He was nicknamed 'Monty' and 'The Spartan General'.

"Erwin Rommel met his match after Bernard Montgomery joined the North Africa Front."

by Dumb Historian July 29, 2020

Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021

Bernardo

Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high.

never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end

how the fuck did you get pregnant so fast?
I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing.
shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo

by JujitsuParrot November 22, 2021

Dean Bernardini

Bassist for alt. rock band Chevelle, replacement for Joseph Loeffler. Joined the band before their release of the album Vena Sera. His playing style is unique, as he switched from drums to bass, so his style is very percussive, which goes brilliantly with Chevelle's lurching, bassy style. Quite possibly the best bassist there is today, as his unique style blends so expertly with the rest of the music, setting a strong foundation for the guitar and vocals.

If I could be any bassist, I would be Dean Bernardini. Just look at that beard!

by mortundead January 28, 2014