feety beaty

slang for a footjob

John was hoping that JP was implying a feety beaty when she winked at him.

by dr.scholls August 28, 2011

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

Betty White

the cooler way of saying bet.

Person 1 “ wanna take pics tomorrow?”

Person 2 “bet”

Way cooler person 3 “betty white”

by oLdToWnRoAd April 7, 2019

Betty etty sketty fetty

A huge fucking weapon and everyone that is lucky enough to be in it should be proud

Betty etty sketty fetty is genuinely a huge weapon and is just amazing

by Betttyyy May 1, 2019

Betty

Literally the cutest bean to ever exist and she's so nice.

Man 1: Is that Betty?!
Man 2: Holy hek it is.
Man 1: She's so cute.

by Bob 69420 May 7, 2020

Betty White

A legendary old woman who has been falsely reported dead so many times that it has effectively rendered her immortal.

Betty White is a vampire. That is the only possible explanation for how she looks so amazing at the age of 99.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.

I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!

by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015