benzo

1) (n.) A triplicate narcotic medication that any and all forms of government with a pharmaceutical sophistication past that of the bronze age should be required by law to distribute freely to all of its citizens.

2) (n.) benzos have been clinically proven to cure AIDS, cancer, the ebola virus, and all STDs.

1) The quality of life has improved so phenomenally after just a mere .5 klonopin and .5 ativan benzos, daily, that I have begun to see the world in a beautiful new light.

2) After being carefully being prescribed some Xanax sticks, Osama bin Laden decided against blowing up the world and smoked the benzodiazapen peace pipe with GWB.

by sux0r April 17, 2006

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beandog

a blowjob; when one receives fellatio, it may be referred to as a beandog

Yo lemme get a beandog real quick!

by ronstoppable March 24, 2007

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benzo' lampin'

Verb. To chill in the crib with the light on while on "Benzodiazepine". Compound word, original root. Lampin' ,verb; "to chill in the crib with the light on.

Originally coined by Jokestore 2.0

"OI its Prawn! What are you f*cking c*nts doing?", said Prane "Aint sh*t, benzo' lampin' watching UFC" replied Keyboard_Face

by zulah_de_bat July 9, 2010

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benzotini

a drink similar in consistency to a martini that also contains some type of benzodiazepine—such as Valium, Librium, Xanax, Klonopin, or Rohypnol—mixed in. See also "Roofie Colada"

Bartender, I'd like three benzotinis, two Roofie Coladas, and six shots of tequila, because tonight I wanna get fucked up off my ass!

by BarMan57 September 12, 2010

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